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Purple Pussy

Unfortunately for women everywhere many of us have come in contact with the dreaded “cookie monster” and one of my godsister’s was no exception. Her problem however is that because she is so jaded from her recent divorce, she occasionally

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How I met the neighbor …

It was my uncle’s girlfriend’s birthday and he had decided to throw her a surprise party.  His house wasn’t big enough, so Shawn, his neighbor offers to let him have it at his house.  My mom, sister, aunt, and I

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Uh oh … I broke rule #2

Wow … you know how guys sometimes say stupid shit like “when I’m through with you, I’ll have you walking funny” and you just look at them like “yea, sure, whatever you say.”  Well that ACTUALLY happened to me last

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Skype + Porn

BF: me & u 2nite, skypedate? ME: wat time BF: late nite ME: fa sho i’ll call you when i get home from dancing I probably see my boyfriend once or twice a month because he lives 2-3 hours (depending

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Definition of A Ho

Like I’ve mentioned before, I generally don’t give a fuck about what other people do, as long as it’s not harming me or the people I care about.  In turn, I expect the same from my friends and family …

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Choke Me, Spank Me, Pull My Hair ….?

Me and my friends talk about sex … a lot, when were not talking about changing the world of course.  There is nothing wrong with being sexual and I think that people need to get over themselves and their hang-ups

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Don’t Tell Me You Miss Me

When I came home from college, I started kickin it with my uncle’s neighbor Shawn.  We went out to a couple times and eventually we end up having sex.  Everything between us was pretty casual, we’d go out for drinks

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